Friday, August 1, 2008

Surgery (s)

So... so so so. I have surgery awaiting for me. Lurking in the shadows of vague September/October dates. It is for my nose. The surgery is actually surger-ies. 'They' are doing them all at the same time though. When I went to the Otolaryngologist, I had to verbally duel my way to find out the prices of all my different 'proceedures' I also had them write down the names cause i couldn't remember them. so i will list them all here for you. Luckily enough, my insurance payes about 80 per centum of it. so:
Septoplasty:
$977 ( i'm sure lots of people have heard of that.)
Bilateral Inferior Turbinate Reduction : $1404
Endoscopic Left Concha Bullosa Resection: $385

Getting to spend five days of my life with Tampons up my nose: Priceless

I am not making any of that up either. So that will be a complete joy.

OH! OMG OMG OMG!!! I CANNOT believe I forgot! I Also have to get surgery on my guy on the fifteenth of August. I'll be bedridden with my feet up for a week. Okay, actually I dind't forget. But this just seems alot more taboo. Yeah, with this one I'll be out longer and it'll be in a much more sensiticve area. It's not a hernia, but... i don't really wanna describe it. If you really REALLY want to learn about it, go here. _

Anyhow. Those are my surgeries and things. and Tonight, Breaking Dawn comes out. Boy, i tell you what, I'll sure be breaking dawn reading it tonight. NO SLEEP! Seriously! I was kidding. I probably won't even get to read it for a few days, or at least till Sunday, what with Wourk and all. anyway, thank you readership. And don't click on the aforementioned link.

2 comments:

mommymuse said...

Holy snipes, batman! Put a ratings system on your posts or something! My poor innocent eyes...if I want to hear about surgery on your, ahem, 'member' I'll get details from your mom. Oh wait, she already told me all about it. Gah!

Hannah said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha

If you want, I can just kick you. I owe you a swift kick to the balls anyway.